GREETINGS FRIENDS.

"I'm going to deploy smooth jazz, all over your face" - Sparkles*

Hi, I'm Chyna. 15 years on this planet and counting. Lets gooooo!!

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  • What too many girls say in the mirror:
  • Ughh... my thighs.. my hair... my face.. my stomach.. I hate everything
  • What every girl should be saying in the mirror:
  • Goddamn, well hello there cutie patootie with the A + bootie

changelingupkeep:

speedyegbert:

chopythes:

satnavtakrak:

ooorrriiiiii:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

gojira-king-of-the-kaiju:

octopusice:

I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP

WHY

EVERYONE MUST LISTEN TO THIS NOW

I FUCKING KNEW IT

FUCK! ALL THE TIME!

NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
ITS SO NOT OK AT ALL WHY DID YOU DO THIS OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU!

I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

(Source: bakagin, via dxxthvalley)

I’ll come right up in your fuckin face, what are you gonna fuckin do about it you magnum totting piece of shit

—Sjin, Getting a bit aggreive (via youtubequotez)

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