- What too many girls say in the mirror:
- Ughh... my thighs.. my hair... my face.. my stomach.. I hate everything
- What every girl should be saying in the mirror:
- Goddamn, well hello there cutie patootie with the A + bootie
I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP
EVERYONE MUST LISTEN TO THIS NOW
I FUCKING KNEW IT
FUCK! ALL THE TIME!
NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
ITS SO NOT OK AT ALL WHY DID YOU DO THIS OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU!
I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail